lecterlucifer:

That otp that you ship every way like brotp, otqp, otp, friends with benefits, soulmates, star crossed lovers, best friends since birth, forbidden lovers, and you just know that you’re never gonna ship a ship like this ever again

monobeartheater:

calliopin-around:

things roxy lalonde is not:

  • a bitch
  • constantly drunk
  • dumb
  • selfish
  • oblivious

things roxy lalonde is:

  • intelligent
  • canonically hella fine
  • a little bit desperate
  • a recovered alcoholic
  • caring
  • SEXY

blairfagin:

deelekgolo:

catbountry:

averyterrible:

3liza:

ohnoproblems:

wrywlf:

calluvion:

Imagine this: You’re sitting in your animation history class. Your professor says that your classmate who sits two empty seats away from you is going to show his animation. Joy!

Then, projected ten feet tall in glorious HD, is an autobiographical piece about his life problems and his manic pixie dream girl purple skunk girlfriend. Complete with fade to black sex. And masturbation scene.

Imagine that and you will know a fraction of my pain.

holy piss

his shirt says “I am MIKE The Hardcore + Awesome” in comic sans ms

he owns the shirt irl

and the hat

and his purple skunk “girlfriend” has her own facebook account

oh god no

This shit just keeps getting better and better.

Holy shit here’s the video

This was what I was talking about, Stef!

n0-sudden-revelations:

flatbear:

tickling-your-man-boobies:

dudewheresmycat:

give me the reasons not to reblog this.

they don’t exist

You don’t see many Mumford and Sons gifsets. This is really cool.

YOU DON’T SEE MANY MUMFORD AND SONS GIFSETS

aurellharmonics:

lamisdelabc:

RED, THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MENimage

TEA, A DRINK WITH JAM AND BREAD

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heLP I DON’T KNOW WHICH TUNE TO SING IT IN

SO LONG, FAREWELL, AUF WEIDERSENG GOOD BYE.

LOOK DOWN, LOOK DOWN, YOU’RE HERE UNTIL YOU DIE.

Idk just gonna dump this my art tag.

alltrolllipsarenaturallyblack:

theletterwsarseflap:

awkwardbirds:

rinlockhart:

ridiculously-dilettantish:

strange-is-a-compliment:

I always wanted these to happen in real life

Where is “Several bad puns later”?

we need more!

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don’t ask me why i have these on hand…i just do…

casually going to like this for future reference

REFERENCES

nightofthefallingangels:

exorin:

YOU WOULD HAVE NEW BOOTS EVERYDAY DEPENDING ON WHAT SOCKS YOU WORE. 

OMFG YOU COULD WEAR ALL THE COOL SOCKS

nightofthefallingangels:

exorin:

YOU WOULD HAVE NEW BOOTS EVERYDAY DEPENDING ON WHAT SOCKS YOU WORE. 

OMFG YOU COULD WEAR ALL THE COOL SOCKS

fishingboatproceeds:

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

This. Changes. Everything.

352,931 plays

frostycaptor:

kingkickass413:

alice-in-vault101:

filtered-rays:

Flare, from Homestuck, slowed down 10%.

who would have thought making a slight speed change would turn an already great song into something beautiful?

originally by Clark “Plazmataz” Powell

With every sing piano key i can hear my heart getting ripped out again

This is gorgeous…..

Yet another thing I’m really liking today

even if you don’t like homestuck this is magnificent

amazign:

theallamericanboyblog:

thebadgerman619:

"Oh but there’s no racism anymore…"

Well, there isn’t. The south has come a long way and my friend is black. So what about it?

THIS JUST IN: white boy tumblr user theallamericanboyblog has ONE black friend, racism declared officially over

amazign:

theallamericanboyblog:

thebadgerman619:

"Oh but there’s no racism anymore…"

Well, there isn’t. The south has come a long way and my friend is black. So what about it?

THIS JUST IN: white boy tumblr user theallamericanboyblog has ONE black friend, racism declared officially over

its-awesome-turtle-time:

nonstupidname14:

castleforeverx:

YES.YES.YES. People need to realise this 

This belongs more on Facebook than it does on tumblr.

i think you’re missing out on some of tumblr then… but it should be on facebook too, it should be on every social media site!

jesuschristvevo:

i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore

thephilyptian:

"PALESTINIAN GIRL, YOUNGEST DOCTOR IN THE WORLD"

"When someone enrols in the medicine school that one of the longest schooling required profession, by the time they finish school they will be around 30-or at least on their late 20s. But not for this girl; Eqbal Asa’d is a Palestinian Muslim woman that started the Medicine school when she was just 14 years old, ‘myhijab.info’ reports. Asa’d got her Bachelor degree in Medicine with Honors and was set by the Guinness World Records as the youngest doctor in the World, according to the report. She has been signed to go to Ohio, U.S to continue her education even further and become a Pediatrician."  - Source

YOU GUYS SHE IS THE YOUNGEST DOCTOR IN THE WORLD. SHE IS A FEMALE, A MUSLIM AND A MINORITY. AND SHE IS THE YOUNGEST DOCTOR IN THE WORLD. 

WHY ARE WE NOT HEARING MORE ABOUT HER?

jewist:

Guys this no-kill animal shelter in Illinois, USA is going to be shut down unless the raise $5,000 by August 1st which is in 3 days. They have raised $3,320 so far but are still not at their goal. PLEASE donate any amount of money to help keep this no-kill shelter alive. And please reblog this post to spread the word.

Here is a link to where you can donate:
http://www.youcaring.com/pet-expenses/newton-county-dogs/208762